IC Con campaign
short, squat rat, with thick Slavic (maybe Russian) accent
Short and almost as wide as he is tall, he speaks with a thick accent (bad Russian accent). He has a tiny black mustache and wears a lot of black.
He is overworked and underpaid but he likes his job so he keeps doing it instead of finding something more lucrative. He is possibly involved in a relationship with his assistant, Natasha.